venusisfortransbians:

First contact

duuuuuuuuumb:

Why did we as a society collectively decide we have to be productive before 9 am we could have avoided this…. it didn’t have to be like this…..

alexjonesinfowars:

this is what i say when anything happens ever

sykoskittles:

throwoveryourman:

this dog getting washed with bouncy music in the background is like a genre of its own

I needed this more than I care to admit

killer-ending:

this dumb doodle is blowing up on twitter so here you go

bitchesaloud:

that caterpillar is angry af

hannahismyharto:

dailybadjokes:

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

Bro this isn’t a bad joke it’s really well thought out

dicklover3001:

dicklover3000:

i am the biggest dick lover of them all

not so fast

shitiseeontwitter:

olympicsloth:

oddlykip:

@olympicsloth

we must obey Them, our supreme overlords

unflatteringcatselfies:

chubby but mathematically perfect