i get frustrated when i dont get a joke that has like 200k notes like what is it that 200,000 people understand that i dont
the worst feeling is when you’re close to someone but they have someone who they will always like more than they like you
nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged
what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
jesus this post is one train wreck after another
My great grandpa got hit by a train once.
one time my mom hired cleaning ladies to clean the house and a couple of hours after they were done i noticed my cat was missing and we were searching the house looking everywhere for my cat and finally i heard a meow from my room and my cat was literally under the blanket tucked into my bed and my mom called the cleaning ladies asking why the fuck they made the bed over the cat and the woman said “it wouldn’t move”
"you want some of my trail mix?" you mean do i want some m&ms with obstacles.