pros to dating me:
- i’ll actually respond to ur text
- u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
- we can hold hands
- butt touches
- cuddles? ? ? yes good
- i’ll play with your hair or vise versa
- u don’t have to worry about me liking other people bc i’m annoyed by almost everyone
Force kids in school to read crappy, overrated books that are “the best books ever written” solely because they’re “classics” and then call those kids idiots because those aren’t the kind of books they like to read and sit back and wonder why we have a nation full of multiple generations worth of people who willfully and proudly refuse to read.
do u ever wonder if your future partner follows you on tumblr
Corny jokes will be the death of me
"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"
I want to know why
I’ll will bet real money that a father was involved.
“I want to get up. I want to dance. I want to have some fun. I want to meet people. I want to build myself into the energy and see what happens.”
just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government